Literally Madoka

This is kind of old and it isn’t entirely safe for work, but we were probably destined to post it here sooner or later.

I’m on a writing kick at the moment, working to move ahead on the sequel to Jake and the Dynamo. Don’t forget it’s on sale. And if you do read it, kindly leave an honest review.

Being Führer is suffering.

Wat.

Okay, I’ll buy it, but if I rub it on and don’t turn into a magical girl, I’m gonna be pissed.

Happy Die Day, Redcoats!

Life in a Nutshell

What I thought I’d do as an archaeologist:

What I did as an archaeologist:

HUGELY IMPORTANT NEWS

I just want to announce that my tax returns have been accepted. Thank you.

#AshTag

#AshTag

When #ValentinesDay and #AshWednesday Are the Same Day

Merry Christmas Season, Everybody

Arby’s Goes Magical Girl

(In case you don’t get it, that’s a reference to Kill la Kill.)