Jake and the Dynamo
Now a novel from Superversive Press.
Synopsis
Jake Blatowski just wants to go to high school, but when a computer glitch assigns him to the fifth grade, he has to sit next to the perpetually surly troublemaker Dana Volt, who’s bent on making his life a living hell.
However, Jake soon discovers that Dana is secretly a member of a coalition of young girls tasked with protecting humanity from the forces of evil. Not only that, but the deadly monsters plaguing the city have chosen a new target, and that target is Jake!
Now Dana is the only one who can save Jake from certain death—and Jake might be the only one who can save Dana from herself.
Table of Contents
- The First Test
- Enter the Dynamo
- The Second Test
- No Love Lost
- Spaceships and Dinosaurs
- Girl with Guns
- The Weapon
- Magical Girl vs. Velociraptor
- Pizza for Breakfast
- The Magical Girl’s Burden
- Marionettes
- Dance of the Zombies
- The Paladin
- The Third Test
- A New Prima Donna
- Requiem
- Flash in the Pan
- Sinking Deeper
- Demons and Delinquents
- Played
- Players
- Fated
- The Beach Episode of Darkness
- Bitter Tears
- Wake Up Call
- The Morning After
- Monday
Side Stories
- Pizza Margherita!
- Jake and Dana’s St. Valentine’s Day Extravaganza
Other
The League of Extraordinary Grade-Schoolers
Synopsis
Nine-year-old Nancy Clancy loves everything fancy, from jewelry to gowns to tea parties. But after a giant robot drops from the sky and kidnaps her five-year-old sister JoJo, Nancy is drawn into a shadow war between two alien races, a war that will decide the fate of the human race.
Bestowed with superhuman powers by the mysterious Keplerians, Nancy teams up with four other girls—Judy Moody, Cam Jansen, Junie B. Jones, and Amelia Bedelia—to stop an evil race of alien parasites from using a young girl to wipe out all life on Earth!
Table of Contents
- Fancy and Moody
- Nancy’s Power
- Train Wreck
- Fire in the Hole
- Light out of Darkness
- Into the Fire
- Ill-Met by Moonlight
Rag & Muffin
Synopsis
The ancient temple city of Godtown has stood since the primordial days when man and marjara first rose from the mire and reached toward the heavens to find their gods. Now a megalopolis seething with filth, disease, and corruption, Godtown is the site of constant territorial battles between the human-run Elysian Empire, the marjara terrorist cells that oppose human rule, and the criminal mobs that trade drugs and children for money.
Thanks to her mad scientist pediatrician, twelve-year-old Anne “Rags” Defoy, a half-human, half-marjara hybrid, has the power of an advanced master of the mystical martial art called Sastravidya—and what’s more, she can pass on her superhuman abilities to others. Having trained a “Ragtag Army” of medically ill schoolchildren, and accompanied by her alcoholic dog Muffin, Rags has declared war on Godtown’s criminal element.
But it’s a fine line between saving the city of the gods and destroying it—and Rags may not be able to tell the difference.
Table of Contents
- Smooth Criminal
- Will Kill for Money
- Excerpts from the Rag & Muffin Lexicon