If you’re hankering to watch a live-action movie based on a Mattel toy franchise, in which the characters make an ill-advised trip to the “real world” that disappoints long-time fans, let me suggest an alternative to the film that opened this weekend. I recommend the 1987 box-office disaster Masters of the Universe, which is based on the hugely popular sword-and-planet toy line of the same name. It stars an oiled-up Dolph Lundgren, fresh off his performance in Rocky IV, as He-Man. The movie was panned by critics and shunned by audiences when it came out, and it is even credited with dethroning the Masters of the Universe line of action figures from its dominance of the toy aisle and helping to shut down its studio, Cannon Films. Nonetheless, I believe it’s past time that this movie gets a re-evaluation. It is undeniably flawed, but it was made with real passion and heart, and it contains some genuinely good performances.
You can stream it for free on Amazon. ( Please ignore it if that link gets crossed out as if it’s dead. WordPress doesn’t like it when I link to streaming services.)
This movie, sad to say, had a minuscule budget and consequently makes some serious mistakes, but let’s face it, it probably really is the best thing to ever come out of the Masters of the Universe franchise, which has never been known for its brilliant writing or high production values. The 1983 cartoon, which is the version of the story that everyone remembers most fondly, is memorable mostly for being surreal, weird, and stiffly animated–and its stiff animation often falls into uncanny-valley territory because much of it is rotoscoped. If you have doubts, I invite you to watch its first broadcast episode, which you can also stream for free, and compare it to the movie linked above. Assuming you can put nostalgia aside and judge both dispassionately, I think you will agree that the film is the superior production.
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